So, this apparently exists. You're welcome, internet.
"Mama Who Bore Me" - Jonathan Groff*
HOW AM I NOW JUST DISCOVERING THIS. You can imagine me practically flailing at the discovery of this. AND HIM MENTIONING LILLI AND THEN SAYING THAT IT'S NOT "THE DARK I KNOW WELL," JKFGJKDFGHKDG
*Cue me spontaneously combusting